Focus Trek Day 4

I love Sonic Breakfast! Nothing like a nice toaster sandwhich and a delicious ocean water from Sonic to get the day started. Well, here comes change number 27 to the trip manifest. We're NOT going to stop in Oklahoma City. We're just gonna push on through to Fort Smith, Arkansas so that we can have more time with Brandy's son Logan. So instead of 7 hours on the road today it's gonna be somewhere around 9 and a half to include the states of New Mexico, Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas and about 523 miles COMPLETELY on interstate 40 which is interesting just cuz it this entire trip pretty much has followed along the old historic route 66 where if you remember from yesterday, Probation couldn't piss, but did pull out his junk. THe only downside to today's trek is that it's BORING!!! OH HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE IS IT BORING! The west coast is full of interesting sites, the east coast is full of interesting sites. Even the MIDWEST is full of some interesting sites. but from the Rockie Mountains to about Illinois there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! The most fun we had was after we crossed the texas state border we saw a bunch of texas highway patrol and Texas Ranger patrol cars roving around pulling people over left and right, which we refered to each and everyone as "Chuck Norris". THis did put a little thorn in the side of our average 85 mph throughout this entire trip, but in the spirit of things Probation and I decided to start sharing Chuck Norris facts over our radios. If by some reason you've been living under a rock for the last decade and you're unfamiliar with what particular types of Chuck Norris facts I'm speaking of, allow me to share a few of my favorites...let's see...
1. Chuck Norris does not wear Superman pajamas...Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
2. When the boogie man goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris once at a Rubick's Cube and pooped it out solved
4. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he actually pushes the Earth down
5. Chuck Norris is suing NBC because he claims that Law and Order are trademark names for his left and right legs.
So anyways...well that's about it...that's really all I have to talk about today...other than 500 miles of nothing!